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...about Macy's 83rd Thanksgiving Day Parade Performances

2009-11-26T11:50:00.000-05:00

...about Keke Palmer's dance moves "They're really in sync."

...about Alan Cumming's singing "He doesn't have much of a voice, does he? He's got a nice smile, though."

...about Cyndi Lauper "Look at that hairdo, she looks like a rooster with a crest on top. My god..."

...about Gloria Gaynor singing I Will Survive "Daddy used to love her voice. She came from Roxbury. Oh, what a beat!"

...about Ziggy Marley singing Family Time "Is that Bob Marley's son? And is that his wife and child? Yes, it must be. Oh isn't she adorable!"

...about Jack Johnson's "Better Together (Live in Paris)" music video

2009-11-18T13:15:00.000-05:00

I like this. I love the music.

They [the audience] like him, don't they?

Great video.

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...about DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince "Parent's Just Don't understand" Music Video

2009-11-16T09:08:00.000-05:00

I didn't know he could sing...well, we'll see. Oh, he raps.

I like the video, the set, and the lyrics.

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...about Michael Jackson "The Way you make me feel" music video

2009-11-12T08:29:00.000-05:00

I love the way he moves.

It's a really young MJ. I like him in this rather than later in life. I can get why everyone liked him so much, except that when he got older, I don't know how to put it...he just didn't have it.

I think that this is him at his best.

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...about Bobby Brown's "My Prerogative" music video

2009-11-10T18:06:00.000-05:00

That's what's her names husband...or ex-husband.

He was good when he was young. He moves very well. He doesn't have a voice, though.

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...about Jay-Z's "Empire State of Mind feat. Alicia Keys" music video

2009-11-09T09:45:00.000-05:00

I remember riding by Ebbets field.

How can you understand what he's saying? Yeah, I like it when she comes on. I can see why you would like it, the music is great.

I remember walking down Broadway with Gramps. I guess we were just wandering, that was so long ago though.

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...about Teairra Mari "Cause a scene" music video

2009-11-03T10:45:00.000-05:00

It's a very sexy rendition.

I don't care for it, it's too sexy for me. All I see is boobs.

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...Regina Spektor's "Eet" music video

2009-11-02T12:50:00.000-05:00

Pretty picture.

I don't care for her voice. I don't care for her playing wherever she's playing, whatever she's playing...what is that? A typewriter?

Nope...eet, eet, eet. No.

She looks like somebody that should be on that Laurel Ingall's--the prairie show.

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...about Lenny Kravitz "I'll be waiting" music video

2009-10-29T16:01:00.000-04:00

I like this much better and he doesn't have those long dreadlocks, looks much better.

Ooh, I like this! I like his lyrics. And I like the accompaniment too. What is that instrument? That da-da-da? Piano? Yup, I like that.

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...about Lenny Kravitz "Are You gonna go my way" music video

2009-10-28T11:55:00.000-04:00

Oh I know who his mother is.*

Nope, I don't like this. What's he wearing? A dress?

He has a cross [tattoo] on his arm?

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[Background was given; that Lenny's mother was an actress and that he's Jewish-by his father.]

...about K'Naan's "ABC's" music video

2009-10-27T15:47:00.000-04:00

Oh look at that...on the same bridge [as the John Mayer video], but it's daytime.

I don't understand what he's saying. Nah, he's not for me. I like the beat of the music, but I couldn't understand the lyrics at all.

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...about John Mayer "Who Says" music video

2009-10-26T10:50:00.000-04:00

He's [Jennifer Aniston's] in and out boyfriend (per her "bible", Star Magazine).
He can't get...stoned? I like his voice, the only thing I don't like are those words, I'm sorry. But I like the scenery. Moving on...

[on being asked what she thinks of his tattoos] Listen, he likes his tattoos, good luck to him. He is a good looking guy.

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...about Q-Tip "Life is Better feat. Norah Jones" Music video

2009-10-23T14:16:00.000-04:00

I like it, I think they make an attractive couple. They look very well together.

[when asked what she thinks of their voices together] But he's just talking...I didn't understand part of his rapping in the beginning. To me it was like a lot of garbage.

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...about Hairspray movie "You can't stop the beat" Music video

2009-10-19T16:22:00.000-04:00

I like this. This would make me watch the movie...

You Cant Stop The Beat - Nikki Blonsky, Zac Efron, Amanda Bynes, Elijah Kelly, John Travolta And Queen Latifah

...about Frank Sinatra "I've got you under my skin" Music Video

2009-10-16T13:18:00.002-04:00

Yea yea yea! Love him. I have his record, always loved Frank Sinatra.

Yea, yea, yea...(and with that, the commenting is over and she starts to sway and sing-a-long to the music).

Ive Got You Under My Skin - Frank Sinatra

...about Norah Jones "Thinking about you" Music Video

2009-10-15T14:15:00.001-04:00

I like her voice and the slow beat of the music, the video...oooh, she's in bed with somebody (that distracts her).

It looks like a nice love story.

Thinking About You (Video) - Norah Jones

...about Common "Drivin Me Wild" Music Video

2009-10-14T20:14:00.000-04:00

It's good to watch. I like the background, reminds me of certain parts of Brooklyn.

Drivin Me Wild - Common

...about Ok Go's "Here it goes again" Music Video

2009-10-09T10:38:00.000-04:00

"It's fabulous [the treadmills]."

"They're good. Oh my (when the band members jump from atop the treadmill)...wow, very good. Their routine is perfect. Still don't like the song. I'm not paying attention to the song, I'm just watching them."

Here It Goes Again (The Treadmill Video) - OK Go

...about Bjork's "Who is it" Music Video

2009-10-09T02:56:00.002-04:00

"This doesn't do anything for me...what an outfit. My god."

...about a-ha's "Take on me" Music video

2009-10-01T10:19:00.000-04:00

"I was going to say that the beginning reminded me of a cartoon...and sure enough!"

"I like the pictures and the transitions. Yeah, I like this one."

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...about Dexys Midnight Runners "Come on Eileen" Music Video

2009-09-30T10:14:00.000-04:00

"Ooh, he looks good there, not as I remember him (meaning Johnnie Ray)."

"It started out as an Irish jig thing..."

"[when the singer harasses a girl on the street] Leave her alone!"

"No, not for me."

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...about Ingrid Michaelson's "Maybe" Music Video

2009-09-28T10:13:00.000-04:00

"I like this. It's got a nice beat to it, you can just move with it."

"It's just free, like she's flying."

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...about Madonna's "Celebration" Music Video

2009-09-25T10:08:00.000-04:00

"Ech...this is not me."

"Ugh, please. It is ugly to watch. Nothing pretty about it."

"Doesn't do it for me. No way, no way. Ugh...that is something else."

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...about Whitney Houston's "Million Dollar Bill" Music Video

2009-09-24T10:04:00.001-04:00

"Geez, she looks beautiful here."

"She has a beautiful face doesn't she?"

"It doesn't make me want to dance like some of the others, but I like it."

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...about Menudo "Hold Me" Music Video

2009-09-21T13:05:00.000-04:00

[on being told a young Ricky Martin is featured group member] "He has twin boys...I thought he was gay? Oh, he got better looking as he got older."

"It's a nice video of young people."

...about Michael Buble "Everything" Music Video

2009-09-19T13:00:00.000-04:00

"Oh my boy!"

"It doesn't do it for me and I like Buble. I don't like the way he moves the microphone. His choreography needs work."

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...about Mary J Blige "(you make me feel like) A Natural Woman" Music Video

2009-09-17T12:52:00.000-04:00

"Oh I like this. Who is she? Oh, is she from The Supremes?"

[singing along] "...you make me feel like a natural woman"

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...about Tim McGraw "I Need You (ft. Faith Hill)" Music Video

2009-09-15T12:54:00.000-04:00

"Oh I love the two of them. I think he is the sexiest thing. They have 3 kids between them, don't they?"

"That's quite a setting isn't it. I like it very much."

"I'd love to see what he looks like without his cowboy hat. I've always wondered about that."

...about Common "Come Close (ft. Mary J Blige)" Music Video

2009-09-14T12:49:00.001-04:00

"Ooh what a beautiful scene."

[pointing out Mary J. Blige] "She is gorgeous."

"I love this...and the lyrics are just beautiful."

"Ahh, young love. And I love the way people walking by have been..."

"Excellent video, I just love it."

Come Close - Common

In Memorium...about Dido's "Don't Believe in Love" Music Video

2009-09-11T19:14:00.000-04:00

"It's a very sad song. It makes me think of my David wanting to leave this world. It's a very sad sad song..."

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...about Mika "We are Golden" Music Video

2009-09-10T19:31:00.001-04:00

"Oy vey. I'm sorry, I couldn't see him on national television."

"He looks better dressed. Cut him off please. He's just not my cup of tea. I could see him for someone much younger, but for my age group, never."

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...about The Noisettes "Never Forget You" Music Video

2009-09-09T19:28:00.000-04:00

"I like her. She has a nice sound to her voice."

"I like the beat...I like this! I like the way she acts in the scenes; she just has a nice way about her."

"Oh I love her voice, I like the whole video."

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...about Ida Marie "I like you so much better when you're naked" Music Video

2009-09-08T19:36:00.000-04:00

[Taking her time]

"I don't know if I like her or not. Meza meza."

[in response to song title] "I like you better in clothes..."

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...about Goldfrapp's "Caravan Girl"

2009-09-07T19:18:00.000-04:00

"It reminds me of that beach town in California...it starts with a "V". It's really trendy, isn't it?"

"It could be the Cape."

"Look at that. Isn't it beautiful!"

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BY REQUEST!...about Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back"

2009-09-06T19:10:00.001-04:00

"Holy cow. Oh god."

"This is not for me...oh boy. Just a bunch of fannies shaking in the air."

...about John Legend's "Green Light" Music Video

2009-09-05T11:10:00.000-04:00

Who is that guy? [motioning to Andre 3000, and then Estelle...after finding out that the artists tend to appear in each other's songs and videos] "Oh, isn't that nice."

"I like this"...[grooving to the beat]...[after hearing the chorus "Ready to go right now" repeated]

[Talking to the screen] "So go already if you're ready to go. I mean Jesus, how many times can he say it."

John Legend - New Music - More Music Videos

...about Jamie Lidell's "Another Day" Music Video

2009-09-04T19:03:00.000-04:00

"I couldn't stand her before [she got her lips]...I like his voice but I don't like the overall picture. It's a bit weird. Why can't we have something nice [to watch]?"

"I mean, why don't we have the guys like Glenn Miller, Benny Goodman and Tommy Dorsey to watch? That was the swing era. Gramps and I used to dance to it...the jitterbug that Gramps was so good at, coming from New York."

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...about Amy Winehouse "Tears dry on their own" Music Video

2009-09-03T11:20:00.000-04:00

"I don't care for her voice. Nope, not one of my favorites. Next."

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...about Estelle's "American Boy" Music Video

2009-09-02T11:13:00.000-04:00

[starts grooving immediately to the beat]

"This would be my second favorite of the day after Lily Allen. Is that John Legend? Who's he related to?"

American Boy [Feat. Kanye West] [Video] - Estelle

...about Jason Mraz "Make it mine" Music video

2009-08-31T11:47:00.000-04:00

"Is this my favorite guy, Neil [Diamond]?"

"Oh, Jason...doesn't do it for me."

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...about The Sounds "Painted by Numbers" Music Video

2009-08-30T11:14:00.000-04:00

"They're young aren't they, the guys?"

"It's meza-meza...I don't care for her. But I like the boys. She shows a lot of sex, but the guys are just plain. Which I like."

...about Britney Spears "Circus" Music Video

2009-08-28T11:19:00.000-04:00

"I never particularly cared for her as a person. She was married to Kevin Federline, right?"

"Doesn't do anything for me. It's what I expected from her."

Britney Spears - New Music - More Music Videos

...about Alice Russell "Hurry on Home" Music Video

2009-08-27T11:21:00.000-04:00

"Good beginning" [swaying to the music]

"Oh, I like this! It's just beautiful. It's just a bit dark."

"Oh, it's got such a nice swinging motion. Yup, I like this...they should all be as good."

...about Santigold "Lights out" Music video

2009-08-25T11:44:00.000-04:00

"Ugh...too much with the zebra background. I don't like this."

"My god, she just faded into it [the background]. Nope, doesn't do it for me at all. It's not attractive."

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...about FeFe Dobson's "I want you 2 watch me move" music video

2009-08-24T11:27:00.000-04:00

"Boy, the audience is really into her."

"I don't think she has much of a voice, it's just the beat of the music. That's just my opinion."

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...about Lily Allen "F*ck You" Music Video

2009-08-21T11:16:00.000-04:00

[starts tapping the table along to the music]..."oooh, great beat!"

"Oh we're in New York...oh, Paris."

[chuckles as images begin to distort] "Ooh, it's weird, but fun. Of all them, I like this [as one of my best]. And I like her voice."

[when asked what she thinks about the lyrics] "I was so busy watching the scenery, I'm not listening to what she's saying."

"Love it."

...about Fabulous "Everything, Everyday, Everywhere" Music Video

2009-08-19T11:32:00.001-04:00

"I don't know what I like [specifically] about it, I just do."

"There's so much to it. Although I'm not listening to the lyrics so I have no idea what he's saying..."

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...about Miike Snow's "Animal" Music Video

2009-08-18T09:31:00.000-04:00

"Mesa mesa...although I like the music. Too much of him though."

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...about Dead Prez "Summer Time" Music Video

2009-08-17T09:54:00.001-04:00

"I like this. I like the video. It's like Brooklyn as I knew it; I knew more the Flatbush area, the Jewish area. And the part by the water."

[Starts grooving to the music]

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...about Beyonce's "Halo" Music Video

2009-08-14T13:19:00.000-04:00

"I haven't been paying attention to the story line...I like her voice. I like the music."

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...about Pink's "(Please) Don't Leave Me" Music Video

2009-08-13T13:15:00.000-04:00

"Oy. And she just stands there?" [When the guy falls.]

"Oy, ya bastard." [When she smacks him with golf club]

[At this point talking to the screen]

"Yes, leave her. Oy vey, oh the poor guy. I don't like this video. She is horrible! They should take an axe to her...I feel so sorry for that poor guy."

...about Jason Mraz's "Lucky" Music Video

2009-08-12T13:55:00.000-04:00

"I like his voice; very pleasant. And the scenery...yup, this is A-1."

[humming along to the music]

"I like it. Good feel to it. I could see myself buying a record of his."

Lucky (Video) - Jason Mraz & Colbie Caillat

...about Pussycat Dolls' "Jai Ho! (You Are My Destiny)" Music Video

2009-08-12T02:47:00.000-04:00

[As the beat starts, Gramcracker starts swaying and shaking her shoulders to the beat.]

"An awful lot goes into making these tapes, doesn't it? Good dancing. A nice beat to this...This is a favorite."

...about Lady GaGa's "Poker Face"

2009-08-11T11:24:00.000-04:00

"Oh I never liked Lady GaGa. Some of her outfits that I've seen were horrendous. I think she's a weirdo."

[After a minute of watching]

"Oh god, turn her off."

Poker Face - Lady Gaga

...about The All-American Rejects "Gives you Hell"

2009-08-09T19:29:00.001-04:00

[Shaking her head]

"I think...it's hell. Not my cup of tea."

"And he shouldn't go shirtless. Look at that skin and bones! Better off in clothes."

Gives You Hell - The All-American Rejects

...about Katy Perry's "Waking up in Vegas" Music Video

2009-08-09T11:57:00.000-04:00

"This is the nicest video I've seen yet. It's the way I picture Vegas to be, and I've been to Vegas...look at those false eyelashes!"

Waking Up in Vegas - Katy Perry

...about Mute Math's "Typical" Music Video

2009-08-07T10:57:00.000-04:00

"I like his voice."

"Oh, that's interesting." [in reference to lead singer against white wall covered in paint]

"It's not my kind of music. You know...it's not really for the senior citizens of the world. My ears would be blown."

...about Kings of Leon "Use Somebody" Music Video

2009-08-05T14:59:00.000-04:00

"He doesn't send me. Sorry. I can take him or leave him." [in reference to lead singer]

"I don't like them naked." [in reference to shirtless guys at beginning of video]

Use Somebody - Kings Of Leon

Gramcracker's Music Video Commentary: Shakira's "She Wolf"

2009-08-04T11:25:00.001-04:00

"Oy vey. No Way...this is what you call, erotica."

Shakira - New Music - More Music Videos